Whether you celebrate Valentine’s Day or think it’s a consumer-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance, just have yourself some fun by answering these TMI Tuesday questions.
1. Cupid is the god of desire, affection, and erotic love. As the myth goes, a person who is shot by Cupid’s arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like Cupid to shoot?
Out of anyone in the whole world? Hrm… I really can’t think of anyone. I am surrounded by the most amazing, wonderful, beautiful, immensely lovable and fuckable people in the world. And either I’ve had them, or will have them in my not-too-distant future, lol. However, there are some lovely folks on my Twitter over there in the UK and on the West Coast (yes, I’m talking to YOU! <3)…
Although, if we want to dip into the true fantasy realm of celebrity crushes, I would begin with Johnny Depp, Marisa Tomie, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Scarlett Johanssen, Ryan Reynolds, Jeff Goldblum, Jude Law, Clive Owen, Monica Belucci… but that’s boring.
OH! I KNOW! The cute pole dancer at our fave gay club that I like to call Pigtails! 😀
2. Earlier in the evening you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese Restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. Three fortunes appear:
1- “Your patience will be rewarded.” What would you like that reward to be?
See my answer below, lol.
2- “Try something new.” What is the something new you want to try?
The only new thing I have been dying to try is being with two guys at once with and without double penetration. Because I’ve never done that before. Which is pretty shocking considering my sexual history. But somehow, it’s never happened. I’ve been in negotiations with my man to make this happen, so hopefully (probably NOT today for VDay) soon I can strike that from my list of never-dones.
I’m always about giving mind-blowing, toe-curling, body-quaking, sheet-soaking, screaming orgasms. What about you? 😉
To the only man that has ever captured me (without trying) and successfully kept me (without caging me), thank you for being a part of my life and allowing me to share the most intimate parts of you and our lives. I love you to the ends of the earth and back, until such time that time does not exist. You complete me. I am yours. <3
I waver back and forth on this. I didn’t even think about what day it was until this morning as I was about to get dressed and my love came up behind me and delivered several stinging smacks to my ass, followed by a “Happy Valentine’s Day, schmoopie.” (Yes, that’s what he really calls me and it makes me want to giggle with glee. I call him Big Poppa. hehe) It’s never been a big deal for us. Sometimes it makes me sad that it’s not, but then on years like today when it’s just another day, he apparently has made some special, secret plans. 🙂
My tongue, because that is definitely what I would offer to a secret Valentine. So he/she/they could use it as he/she/they wished. 😉
You can make your own valentine heart candy. What is your message? (Go to this link. Create your candy. Post the generated Valentine candy on your blog).
I’ll have to come back and do this later from home. It’s blocked here at work.
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to the TMI Tuesday blog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!