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TMI Tuesday – Let’s Go To Bed

It seems only natural that here at T is for TMI, I should participate in TMI Tuesday, so here I go!

TMI Tuesday this week was submitted by My Undercover Metamorphosis. Thank you! Show her some love, stop by her blog and say hello.

1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)
a. Have sex where ever we land first, who needs a bed?
b. Have sex on a single twin mattress
c. Have sex on an air mattress
d. Or? (tell us your solution)

d. Chances are if someone is coming over for sex, I’ve already got where I want it planned out in my mind. I’ll probably meet him/her/them at the door, greet his/her/their lips with mine and start stripping our clothes as soon as we get in the door. πŸ™‚

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?
Well, it’s not really in the bedroom, but in a little room off to the side that we call the sunroom, but it’s one of those universal weight bench machine things. It’s not mine, it’s the man’s. And it’s there presumably because he’s going to use it. Although in the almost 4 years we’ve lived in the house, it was down in the garage until about a year ago when it got moved upstairs. I’ve been thinking about cleaning it up and trying to use it as bondage furniture, hehe.

3. What are your favorite sheets?
a. Flannel
b. Cotton
c. T-shirt cotton (jersey)
d. Satin

b. Probably cotton. Honestly I don’t have a lot of experience with any sheets BUT cotton. Here in Florida, it’s probably too warm year-round for flannel, and while I like the feel of jersey sheets, I think they stretch out too easily. Cotton is much easier to care for, especially since we need to wash our sheets often. πŸ˜‰

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?
When he makes the bed, he always tucks the corners in and every time I get in the bed I have to kick them out. I can’t stand to have my feet all constricted under the covers. I usually sleep with one foot out from underneath the covers, also.

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?
a.  8-10 pm
b. 10-12 midnight
c.  12-24
d. Whenever my eyes won’t stay open any longer
d. Ideally I want to go to bed between 10-11pm, but that rarely happens. I have a very strange relationship with sleep. When I’m not doing it, it’s the LAST thing I want to do. But when I’m doing it, it’s the ONLY thing I want to do. Consequently I will often sit up until my eyes feel like they are made of chalk and I can barely hold my head open. I have too many smutty blogs to read and too much to keep up with on Twitter to get to bed any earlier!!

5. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?
The closet doors are always closed because if our cat is in the room, she likes to eat my flip-flops. Or any plastic she finds on the ground. And I have a hard enough time keeping cat hair off most of my clothes from just being in the house, so we try to keep her out of the closet to keep her from getting hair on the clothes directly. We sleep with the bedroom door closed most of the time also. To keep the cat out if she’s not in there and because my teenage sister lives with us. She’s 17, but I do at least try to be somewhat discreet about sex and our nudity.

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?
Yes, many times. My previous bed was an oak 4-poster that was given to my ex-girlfriend and myself when we moved into our first apartment together. I think it had already been broken before, because we only had it a week before we broke it while having sex. I had that bed for about 2 years after she and I broke up, through 2 different boyfriends and I broke it at least a few times with each of them. Finally it couldn’t be fixed and I had to get a waterbed. My ex-girlfriend and I also broke the wooden futon we had before that 4-poster, now that I think about it. And I’ve broken a wicker papasan chair. πŸ˜€ Oh, and during a particularly wild threesome with one of my girlfriends and her boyfriend, we somehow managed to pull down his HUGE waterbed headboard/bookshelf on top of us. That was a little bit scary because it was REALLY heavy!

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?
Honestly, I don’t know that I have even a shred of preference. I do remember that having sex in my waterbed was quite a workout, though! πŸ˜‰

8. What do you sleep in?
a. Lingerie
b. Underwear
c. Day clothes
d. T-shirt
e. Nothing

e. Always naked. Even when it’s incredibly cold outside or someone else is sleeping in the bedroom with me. I’ve been sleeping naked since I was 13 years old. I cannot sleep very well if I have any clothing on at all.

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  1. Jack and Jill

    Glad to see you participating in TMI Tuesday! Great answers, but your answer to #5 (the first one, anyway) is excellent and perfectly describes my relationship with sleep. I always feel like I can’t relax until I’ve accomplished just enough.

    Jill talked about breaking a futon in her own answer to #6!

    I’ve never been a fan of fucking on waterbeds. It always seems like fun, but I need something solid to push against. A waterbed ain’t that.


    1. Yes, THAT Tonya

      Ha, I didn’t even notice that they were numbered incorrectly. I was bored at work, not feeling well, reading my RSS Smut feed, saw your TMI Tuesday post and liked the questions. So I figured why not? πŸ™‚

      I didn’t even see Jill’s futon answer until after I had written mine. What a coincidence. πŸ™‚

      Waterbed sex isn’t always great. It definitely takes some practice. But once you get the waves going in a good rhythm it can be fun!

  2. Hedone

    2. I like how you think.

    4. Lot of TMIers poking a foot out from under the sheets. πŸ˜€

    5. You sound like me.

    6. I think you need to invest in furniture made of steel…LOL

    Welcome to TMI Tuesday. Sexy answers.


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    1. Yes, THAT Tonya

      Re: #6, yeah, I guess I have a way of being too rough on the furniture! πŸ˜‰ And I have recently noticed that our current brass bed has seemed a lot creakier. Maybe I should be more cautious from now on, hehe.

  3. KaziGrrl

    Wow! your broken bed stories are awesome (and scary!) πŸ˜€

    ~Kazi xxx

    1. Yes, THAT Tonya

      And they were a lot of fun! πŸ˜‰ I need to have a t-shirt made that says “BED BREAKER!” πŸ˜€


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