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Monthly Archive: April 2012

Listen to me

I’d really love to give you a more clever title, but it’s almost 3am, I’m half-drunk, tired and at the point where I just really want to get this thing up and be done with it.

That being said, at long last I now offer you my first podcast. It’s not so bad for my first time out, I think. No frills, just me, my voice, and a previously published sexy story. I’m very excited about this, and am looking forward to recording more for you in the future. It was a lot of fun. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Now without further ado…

Pulling Over

Since this is my first time, any and all feedback is welcomed and encouraged! Please let me know what you think. It really means a lot to me. 🙂

TMI Tuesday – Love, Hate, and Guilty Secrets

Today’s fun TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by Jz from “A Reluctant Bitch” blog. Enjoy!
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Love, Hate, and Guilty Secrets. We never mind telling people about things we love or hate, but how about the things we love, but would hate for anyone to find out about?
Well, it’s time to free yourself of that fear!
For each of the categories below, list one thing you love, one that you hate, and then, take a deep breath and tell us something you hate to admit you love.
Really.
You’ll feel better for it!


1. Food

     I love sushi, especially anything with eel.   
     I hate black licorice and radishes.   
     My guilty secret is fried chicken gizzards & livers.   
2. Apparel
     I love boots, thigh-high stockings, socks, boyshorts, and neckties.   
     I hate thongs, skinny jeans, low-cut jeans, and flip-flops.   
     My guilty secret is wearing long skirts pulled up over my breast as dresses.   
3. Books
     I love Awaken the Giant Within by Tony Robbins, The Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff, the Harry Potter books, almost anything by Stephen King.   
     I hate The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown, Tommyknockers by Stephen King.   
     My guilty secret is The Host by Stephanie Meyer.   
4. Songs
     I love anything by The Black Keys, Canned Heat by Jamiroquai, Imma Bee by The Black Eyed Peas.   
     I hate Hunger Strike by Temple of the Dog.   
     My guilty secret is True by Spandau Ballet, it’s my #1 favorite song of all time.   
5. Movie
     I love Napoleon Dynamite.   
     I hate Sucker Punch.   
     My guilty secret is the Fast & Furious movies, especially Fast Five, and the Charlies Angels movies. I love hot chicks & fast cars!   
6. TV Show
     I love Californication, Shameless (US version, but I am catching up on the original UK version), Mad Men, Weeds, Dexter, The Big C, Archer, Game of Thrones, & Absolutely Fabulous.   
     I hate “reality” TV.   
     My guilty secret is Pop-Up Video, The Surreal Life, E! True Hollywood Story, & Behind the Music.   
7. Celebrity Crush
     I love Owen Wilson, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johanssen, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Piven, Paul Rudd, Alicia Silverstone, Marissa Tomei, Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Jason Bateman, Ben Stiller, Emma Thompson, William H. Macy, Clive Owen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor.   
     I hate Kevin Costner, Kirk Cameron, Tony Danza.   
     My guilty secret is Lindsay Lohan.   
8. Music Group
     I love The Black Keys, John Mayer, and Bassnectar.   
     I hate Ke$ha, Pearl Jam, Nickleback, & Evanescence.   
     My guilty secret is pop music (Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, The Black Eyed Peas) & gansta rap (Snoop Dogg, Ludacris).   
Bonus:
Sex Position
     I love doggie style, being on top, and reverse cowgirl.    
     I hate 69.    
     My guilty secret is missionary (because I love him being on top of me, looking down at me).   
Sex Act
     I love oral sex and anal sex.   
     I hate nothing when it comes to sex.   
     My guilty secret is I love it when he cums inside me and it oozes out and runs down my legs.   
Fetish
     I love watching and being watched, outdoor sex, sex in public places, masturbating at work.   
     I hate anything scatalogical.   
     My guilty secret is I like to penetrate myself with random objects.   

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to TMI Tuesday blog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – Sex on Fire

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions focus on sexual desire.

1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?
Lots of things make me hot. Sexy women. Sexy men. The sounds of pleasure. Just about any part of His body touching mine. Someone who smells REALLY good. Certain songs with that really hot & thumpy bassline. Reading smut by my favorite bloggers. Being spanked, flogged, or waxed. Girls kissing girls and boys kissing boys. Everybody kissing everybody else. Sex. Thinking about sex. Giving oral pleasure.

2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?
a. To feel happy
b. To learn
c. To relax, relieve tension
d. To orgasm
None of the above, really. When I watch porn, it is because I want to be entertained. Sometimes I may also want to be turned on, which could lead to an orgasm, but I never watch porn because I want to orgasm. If I want to orgasm, then I will have sex or masturbate.

3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?
a. The star of the porn film–Doug Hardwicke or Fachina Istite
b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc.
c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work
d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots
B. Without a doubt, I would want to be the director. Give me some hot players and I will create a hot scene that everyone will enjoy! While the thought of being part of the scenes does appeal to me, I know that professional porn can be very hard work and I’d rather fuck at my own pace, the way I want to. I wouldn’t be very good at following someone else’s direction. However, I think I would be very good at directing the action myself. 🙂
4. Right this very moment you are horny and are looking for a casual hookup for sex. Under which, of the following headings, would you place your ad?
(w=woman, m=man, t=transexual/transvestite)
w4m, m4w, m4m, w4w, t4m, m4t, w4t, t4w, t4mw, mw4t, mw4mw, mw4w, mw4m, w4mw, m4mw, w4ww, m4mm, ww4m mm4w m4ww, w4mm
Chances are that I would not be hooking up with anyone by myself, but if I were it would be W4W, probably, because I haven’t had any pussy is far too long. I’m starting to feel desperate! I just want to be able to dive in and not have to come up for air again until she taps out. Of course, if she has the energy to tap out, I’m not doing my job very well. 😉
5. From now on, ’til the end of time you will be able to experience sexual pleasure via a single method. From the list below, choose that method. Why did you make that choice?
a. Vaginal penetration
b. Anal penetration
c. Masturbation with your fingers/hand
d. Masturbation with a single favorite sex toy. What is the toy?
e. Being masturbated (e.g. fingered, hand-job) by the fingers/hands of another person
f. Body Touching from another–full body massage, caressing, kneading, licking, sucking, biting, etc but no insertion of anything in any orifices.
g. Oral sex
This is absolutely the worst question ever!!! That being said, I can say with full confidence that my answer would have to be A. because I absolutely would not be able to live if I could never again have His cock in my cunt. Nothing else in the world compares to that. <3

Bonus: What’s the sexiest thing you did this past weekend? Got any pics or a vid? ;p
Friday night when He was ready for bed, He took me by the hand to the bedroom and closed the door. Once we were there, He slipped the straps of my nightie off my shoulders so that it would fall to the floor. He then told me to undress Him. I started with His shoes and then worked my way from top to bottom. After I removed His underwear while down on my knees, He wrapped is fingers in my hair and moved my head to His cock. I gratefully and enthusiastically sucked His cock until He let me know He’d had enough by lifting me up by my hair and throwing me across the bed. He then fucked me hard until He came and filled my pussy with His cum, which then ran down my leg. After a kiss goodnight, I was told to go clean up and then allowed to stay up to work on my blog. 🙂

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Sinful Sunday – Ready for bed

We went to the fair in a neighboring county today. I was hoping to be able to sneak a naughty photo or two, but it was a really busy day. I spent most of the day with my best friend’s 5-year-old son in tow, so it really wasn’t possible. Instead, I give you this photo of me right now, snuggled up in my comfy robe, ready for bed. I would be in bed already except that I promised Roland if we went to my BFF’s house for dinner after the fair, I would take care of his laundry since we would be getting home so late. I am a very sleepy girl right now.

got my headphones on
Posted in participation with Sinful Sunday, hosted by Molly’s Daily Kiss.

Click below to see who else has bedtime on the mind this Sunday.
 
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