Thank you to Ms. B for submitting this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.
1. Who is your closest celebrity look-alike? And, who do you think is sexier, you or the celeb?
When I was in high school, everyone used to tell me that I looked like Mayim Bailik (Blossom then and Big Bang Theory now), but I think that’s because we both were mousy and had big noses. I really don’t feel that we look anything like now, if we even did then. I tried to use some celebrity face recognition online software to find an actress that looks like me, but I couldn’t find anything definitive.
2. Who is the hottest male AND female celebrity you can think of? And, if the opportunity presented itself would you have sex with them?
For my whole life (it seems, but at least since I was 12), Johnny Depp has been the hottest male celebrity. No doubt about it. As for females, I think Scarlett Johanssen is so hot that it gives me physical pain in my loins. Beyond a shadow of a doubt I would have sex with them if I had the chance. At the same time? I think I would die!
3. What celebrity do you fantasize about, but wouldn’t admit it to your friends?
There really isn’t much that I wouldn’t admit to my friends. But I guess I get embarrassed by the fact that I want to be mistreated and used by Snoop Dogg.
4. Have you ever watched a leaked celebrity sex tape? Who was it or were they and what did you think? What would you have done differently if you were in the video with them?
As of right this moment, I am ashamed to say that the only celebrity sex tape I’ve ever seen is Tonya Harding’s and that was many, many years ago. All I remember about it is that her titties were nasty-looking. I think I’m going to go home tonight and do some research on other videos!
5. If you are in a relationship, is there anyone your partner knows that you have the ‘hots’ for and they give you the okay to be intimate with? Who would be their’s?
Roland and I have an open relationship, so we don’t need that celebrity “hall pass” list that many people have.
6. If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would you choose and what would you give them for dessert?
Stephen King!!! OMG, I gave him Junior Mints at a book signing in November 2011, he gave me a hive five, and I almost passed out. He’s just such a cool guy, I’d love the opportunity to just hang out and talk to him.
Bonus: If you were offered the million dollar indecent proposal, what would your answer be and why?
Well, considering I have sex with people outside of my relationship already for free, if someone offered me $1M to do it, I would say, “HELL FUCKING YES!” Unless it was someone really gross.