Thank you to the TMI Tuesday reader who submitted the following THEN AND NOW questions. He wanted to remain anonymous.
1. What one part of your sex life today would most surprise the 17 year old you?
Hahaha… ALL of it!!! I have always been very highly sexualized and obsessed with sex, but I was completely naive about so many things. When I was 17, I felt that blow jobs were very degrading and never would have deigned to lower myself for such. A year later I was doing it for my 31 year old biker boyfriend. And we all know I’m a cocksucking whore, now.
Speaking of that older boyfriend, I also distinctly remember explaining to him why I would never want a threesome. I said to him, “I would not want to see my man with another woman, nor would I want to see my woman with another man.” Now I totally get off on those exact things!
2. What one thing might shock that younger you?
Perhaps that my 2nd oldest friend/ best friend from 7th grade would become my lover. 🙂 Of course, if she’d known about my same-sex adventures from when I was 14 and living in Missouri, maybe it would’ve happened a lot sooner! There was so much time wasted! I think our lives may have been drastically different. What do you think, Joanna?
3. What part of the younger you’s (not necessarily at age 17) sex life do you look back on with the most nostalgia?
My body!!! And stamina. But I’m hoping to reclaim both of those, particularly the stamina. I know I’ll never be 155 again, nor do I ever want to, but I’d settle for 175-180. 🙂 My ass and legs looked so fantastic at that weight!
4. Is there anything in the younger you’s sexual ambitions or fantasies you have not yet fulfilled?
I’ve still not had sex in a cornfield!!! Somehow when I was 14, that became the thing. Possibly because I was living in Missouri and cornfields were everywhere. It just seemed like it would be a great secret place to have sex. My friends and I would joke that it would become so hot in the cornfield that the corn would pop. So “making popcorn” became slang for having sex in my 8th grade year.
Bonus: Give your 17 year old self a piece of sexual advice.
Practice CONSISTENT safer sex!! I can’t think of anything more important than that. I’ve been extremely lucky, considering how dumb and careless I was for so long.