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TMI Tuesday – The Sexiest Thing

The Sexiest Thing

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Before I answer any of these, let me apologize. These are fantastic questions and at any other time, they would have completely different answers. But right now, everything has been eclipsed by Saturday night’s play party. I still haven’t come down from that high yet. 🙂

1. What is the sexiest thing you’ve done in the last two months?
Performing in a burlesque routine in front of a crowd of 100 people consisting of loved ones, friends, and complete strangers at Saturday night’s play party.

2. What is the sexiest thing you’ve worn in the last 30 days?
The black corset, black lacy panties, black garter belt, and black thigh-high stockings I wore for my burlesque routine at Saturday night’s play party.

3. What is the sexiest thing you’ve watched in the last 30 days?
All of the sights from Saturday night’s play party.

4. What is the sexiest thing you’ve heard in the last two weeks?
All of the sounds from Saturday night’s play party.

5. What is the sexiest thing you’ve said in the last 24 hours?
I can’t wait for you to fuck my face. And I wish you could’ve been at Saturday night’s play party.

Bonus: Tell us or show us something sexy.
To compensate for my repetitive answers above, here is a picture of my boobs taken just now (which my cube neighbor almost totally busted me taking!!!).

It’s also Titty Tuesday, right?
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TMI Tuesday – Fantasy Anyone?

Thank you to Swinging Gemma for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

Fantasy Anyone?

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1. Do you think that acting out a fantasy can sometimes cause damage to a relationship?
It can be damaging if it is not properly discussed and communicated ahead of time. There could be unknown triggers for some partners, depending on the fantasy. It’s always important to talk everything out first. Some fantasies are not for everyone, and nobody should do something they really don’t want to do.
2. Some couples role play their fantasies rather than introducing another person into the relationship to live out their fantasies. Do you think that this is an acceptable substitute?
If both partners are fulfilled by this, then it is absolutely an acceptable substitute. When we adopt other roles and/or personae, sometimes it can be just as hot as being with a completely different person. An easy go-to for this would be to role play as if you and your partners are strangers in a bar and then you pick each other up. That one has worked well for me because it allows you to behave in a way that you might not necessarily if you were actually being picked up by someone. It can be a gateway to being really brazen and slutty!
 
3. Is there a particular movie or TV series or character from a movie or TV series that you fantasise about?
Honestly, while there are many actors and actresses that I think are mind-blowingly hot, and I’ve seen lots of super-sexy scenes, I don’t tend to think about them while I’m masturbating or having sex. As such, unfortunately none even come to mind.
4. Apart from the obvious things like child abuse, are there some things that are ‘off limits’ for a fantasy e.g. incest fantasies, age play, rape fantasies. Why/ why not?
There used to be things that were off-limits to me. However, after having role-played (online and over the phone) some of them, I’ve learned that there is a difference between fantasizing and acting on it. I’ve talked about and fantasized about many things that I would never actually participate in.
5. What is the most taboo thing you have ever fantasized about doing?
There is someone I’ve known and role played with online (and occasionally on the phone) for a long time. He has taught me that many things I never would have considered before can be really hot. Our general interaction and role play scenario incorporates everything listed in the previous question: incest, age play, and rape, in addition to bestiality and scat. It’s downright dirrrrrty, but also some of the hottest stuff I’ve ever thought about. Nothing I would ever truly do in a zillion years.
 
6. Tell us about a fantasy that you have that you don’t ever see yourself actually acting out. Why do you think you will never act it out?
A gang bang full of random guys from a bar. I’d be passed around, used and abused and tossed aside. It would never happen because there are way too many things that can go wrong, not to mention the high risk factor for disease and/or serious injury.
 
7. Have you ever pretended the person you were having sex with was someone else without telling them?
Yes, And I believe that anybody who answers otherwise isn’t being honest with him/herself.
 
8. Have you ever tried to make a fantasy a reality only to have it fail miserably? What happened?
The first example that comes to mind is the very first time I ever tried. I was very young and naive, barely 18, and I was dating a 31 year old biker. We fucked all the time in the beginning. And one night I thought I would surprise him with a big T sundae. He and I had just taken a shower together. Knowing what I had in mind, I got out before he did and quickly ran into the kitchen to get some whipped cream and chocolate syrup. I went back to the bedroom and lay down on the bed. I covered my pussy and both boobs with whipped cream and drizzled them with chocolate syrup. Then I waited with a big grin on my face. On any other given day, he would be right behind me in about 5 minutes. However, on this particular night, he took his sweet-ass time about it. I think it was fully 15-20 minutes before he joined me in the bedroom. By that time, all of the whipped cream had melted and running down my sides. I couldn’t move my arms from my sides because I didn’t want to get it all over the bed. He busted out laughing as soon as he saw me and said, “awwww honey…” I just wanted to cry! That was the last time I ever tried anything like that again!
 
Bonus: Tell us about your most cherished fantasy. Did you ever live it out? Please give us all the juicy details because that is the kind of people we are.
Currently, there aren’t a lot of juicy details for my biggest fantasy. To date, out of all the things I have done, I have never had a threesome with two men. I have never been double penetrated by two live cocks. Two dildos, yes. Not even a cock and a dildo.
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TMI Tuesday – Famous or Forgotten

Thanks to an anonymous TMI Tuesday blog lurker for this week’s questions…Famous or Forgotten
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For each question answered, an accompanying story would be entertaining. Delight us!

1. Have you ever had sex with someone famous or who later became famous, if only locally?
Yanno, fame is a funny thing. How is it defined? I would say having your name known by a certain percentage of the population would make you famous. And you can be very famous within a certain population but completely unknown out of it. With that being said…
I’ve had sex with several local musicians. Also a well-known (in his locale) theater actor/director, a published author, a published fantasy/game artist, and my Diva is a bona fide rock/opera/burlesque star in Germany.
Not to mention *myself*! I mean, this blog is read in 10 different countries across the globe, yanno. But I know my fame will eventually be spread beyond that, just you wait. And you can say you knew me when! 😉
2. In the spirit of Six Degrees of Separation, have you had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who . . . someone famous?
Oh yes, I am quite sure. Do I know specifics? Well, see my above answer. You can extrapolate for yourself. 
3. In the opposite direction, have you had sex with someone whose name you didn’t know?
I have known at least the first name (or a nickname) of every single person I’ve ever had sex with.
4. Someone whose name you knew then but have forgotten?
I recently decided to make a list of every person with whom I’d ever had any sexual contact. All the basic sex acts were counted: oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, mutual masturbation. While compiling that list, there were a few people here and there that were forgotten, but they were eventually remembered. There are a few people on that list (which spans over 20 years, some of which were spent under the influence of various substances that hinder memory) whose names I have narrowed down to one or two similar names.
For instance, there was this one guy and I can’t remember for sure if his name was Darren or Derek. What makes that more difficult is that I specifically remember that his friend was the other name. (No, I didn’t fuck him, but my friend did. Her name is Tanya, to make things even more confusing.) I also specifically remember that he had a tattoo on his left shoulder of a hammerhead shark with a diving flag. We fucked twice. Once in the hot tub and once on the floor of his place.
Also, there is one guy who I only knew by the nickname of Scooby. It was a one night stand, and the only time I ever let myself be picked up by a customer when I was a bartender.
5. Someone who you suspect may have forgotten you?
While none of us like to think that we’ve been forgotten, considering my varied history and drunken one night stands, I am quite sure at I have been forgotten by at least a few. There is one friend in particular that I fucked twice. Both times we were completely obliterated. I remember almost nothing about the first time. He remembers almost nothing about the second time.
Bonus question: Someone you wish you could forget?
Nobody that I haven’t already forgotten. Just because I remember that I fucked him, doesn’t mean I remember anything about it. 

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TMI Tuesday – Movember

During November each year, Movember is responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces around the world. With their Mo’s, these men raise vital awareness and funds for men’s health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer initiatives.
Please participate in TMI Tuesday the next three Tuesdays–Nov. 6, 13 and 20 to help us raise awareness about Prostate Cancer. Come get anal as the questions will be prostate related.
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This week the questions, from heelsnstocking.blogspot.com, have a moustache theme and a request for you to join in, even if it’s just a little self checking.

1. Ladies…Have you ever kissed a man with a moustache?

Gentlemen… Have you ever had a moustache?
Did you like it?

I’ve had many men with mustaches. For the entire 6 years I have been with Roland, he has worn his facial hair in a Van Dyke beard. I love the way it looks, and I like that his face smells strongly of me after he eats my pussy. Yay for flavor savers! 😉

2. The say ‘putting on the beared’ means going down on a lady with a full bush. Do you prefer a bearded, trimmed or bald pussy?

I prefer bald pussy, just because I love the feel of smooth, freshly shaven skin. Also, I hate getting those little hairs in my teeth and throat! But neatly trimmed is fine as well. Truth be told, I do like to pet furry pussies. I’m pretty furry right now, and I like to rub my hand softly over my mound without pressing hard enough to actually touch my skin. It gives me tingles.

3. What’s your preferred style of ‘tashing on’? (snogging)

I am a big fan of a fully-engaged makeout session. Mouth to mouth, lips sealed, tongues  dancing and intertwined, breathing through each other.

4. When was the last time you cupped yours or anyone else’s testicles?

Last night! I try to make it a point to cup Roland’s balls as often as I can. 🙂

5. If you had a moustache what style would you be and why?

If I was a man, I’d probably go for a Van Dyke as well. I think it’s incredibly sexy!

Images for styles here: http://uk.movember.com/uploads/images/News/2011%20General/styleguidefull.jpg

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TMI Tuesday – The LONG and the SHORT of it

Thank you Erotic Adventures in Brisneyland for the following TMI Tuesday questions.
The LONG and the SHORT of it

1. What is the longest relationship you have been in?
My current relationship with Roland. Saturday, October 27 was our 6th anniversary. 🙂

2. What is the shortest relationship you have been in?
I had several flings in my 20s that lasted maybe a couple of weeks.

3. How often do you have sex? How often do you want sex?
We usually have sex at least 2 or three times a week. In a perfect world, I would be having sex at least once a day. I want sex almost constantly.

4. How long does sex usually last?
I think on average we go about 20-30 minutes, depending on how long we have and what time of day it is.

5. Have you ever had an experience where someone couldn’t perform, finished too quickly or couldn’t keep up with you? Tell us about it?
I would venture to say that anyone who has never had at least one of those 3 things occur is lying. We’ve all been through something like that. Probably more than once. It’s completely normal. There are so many factors to consider. One or both partners can be tired or drunk or nervous or overexcited or understimulated, which are all things that influence performance.

6. If you could only have one “type” of sexual encounter for the rest of your life, would you prefer
a) short and sweet
b) wham bam thank you ma’am
c) here for the long haul
d) slow and tender

Honestly, as much as I love rough sex, I would take option D over anything else. I like it when we take our time to enjoy and explore each other.

Bonus: Would you consider ending an otherwise healthy and loving relationship if the sex wasn’t what you wanted?
No. Sex is the easiest issue to resolve in a relationship if both parties are willing to try, and if it is otherwise loving and healthy, then I don’t see any reason why they wouldn’t be. There are just so many other options besides ending the relationship.

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TMI Tuesday – Then & Now

Thank you to the TMI Tuesday reader who submitted the following THEN AND NOW questions. He wanted to remain anonymous.

1. What one part of your sex life today would most surprise the 17 year old you?
Hahaha… ALL of it!!! I have always been very highly sexualized and obsessed with sex, but I was completely naive about so many things. When I was 17, I felt that blow jobs were very degrading and never would have deigned to lower myself for such. A year later I was doing it for my 31 year old biker boyfriend. And we all know I’m a cocksucking whore, now. 
Speaking of that older boyfriend, I also distinctly remember explaining to him why I would never want a threesome. I said to him, “I would not want to see my man with another woman, nor would I want to see my woman with another man.” Now I totally get off on those exact things!
2. What one thing might shock that younger you?
Perhaps that my 2nd oldest friend/ best friend from 7th grade would become my lover. 🙂 Of course, if she’d known about my same-sex adventures from when I was 14 and living in Missouri, maybe it would’ve happened a lot sooner! There was so much time wasted! I think our lives may have been drastically different. What do you think, Joanna?
3. What part of the younger you’s (not necessarily at age 17) sex life do you look back on with the most nostalgia?
My body!!! And stamina. But I’m hoping to reclaim both of those, particularly the stamina. I know I’ll never be 155 again, nor do I ever want to, but I’d settle for 175-180. 🙂 My ass and legs looked so fantastic at that weight!
4. Is there anything in the younger you’s sexual ambitions or fantasies you have not yet fulfilled?
I’ve still not had sex in a cornfield!!! Somehow when I was 14, that became the thing. Possibly because I was living in Missouri and cornfields were everywhere. It just seemed like it would be a great secret place to have sex. My friends and I would joke that it would become so hot in the cornfield that the corn would pop. So “making popcorn” became slang for having sex in my 8th grade year. 
Bonus: Give your 17 year old self a piece of sexual advice.
Practice CONSISTENT safer sex!! I can’t think of anything more important than that. I’ve been extremely lucky, considering how dumb and careless I was for so long.
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TMI Tuesday – Can we be just friends?

Thank you to Erotic Adventures in Brisneyland for the theme of this week’s TMI Tuesday.

Can we be just friends?


1. Have you ever had a friendship with a someone where you secretly (or not so secretly) desired them?
I will say that I have the most fuckable friends on the planet. I want to do all of them. Seriously. Some more than others. One in particular has earned the nickname “my 7-year conquest.”

2. Are you prone to jealousy, suspicion or insecurity when your partner spends time with an attractive close friend without you? Why?
I like to think that I am not prone to this at all, but sometimes I do get a bit jealous. Mostly if he gets to spend time with someone that I do not. I feel like there are certain people with whom I just do not get to spend enough time, but it’s because we all lead such busy lives. I am not jealous of his time, however, because I am more than willing to share him.

3. Has a previously platonic friendship ever bloomed into a sexual relationship?
I’ve had several of these, actually. One of my oldest friends, with whom I have been friends since we were 12, and I have been occasional lovers for the past several years.

4. Have you ever remained close friends with an ex-lover?
I don’t know that I am close friends with any of them that were solely lovers, but I am still friends with a few. Some are friends that became lovers but we ceased to be lovers and returned to being just friends.

Bonus: Have you ever developed feelings for a “friend with benefits”? How did it develop, unfold, resolve?
I have feelings for all of my friends, to one degree or another. I have probably fallen in love with each of my friends in turn. I have an enormous capacity for love, so my feelings don’t diminish when they are not returned with the same intensity that I feel. On a couple of occasions I have had to take a step back and put a bit of distance in the relationship just for the sake of self-preservation, but with time the distance could be erased again.

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TMI Tuesday – Fuck yeah, it’s random

Hey, hey, hey, hey…Time to get random again on TMI Tuesday. Why? Because it is fun to know random stuff about you; it can reveal a lot about your personality.

1. Tell us about your sluttiest act ever.
I can’t lie. I’ve done some really slutty things. So many that it’s really hard to judge the “sluttiest”. However, I was recently reminded of one extremely slutty night…
Years ago, not long after I’d found a new job I went back to visit former co-workers. One of them was this hot guy, Aaron, who was the lead singer of a local cover band. He invited me out to see him play that Saturday night. I said that would be cool and he gave me all the info. After he went back inside, my friend Lucy said, “Girl, he wants to fuck you so bad! He was hitting on you so hardcore!” I was fairly astonished. Somehow I’d completely missed it! Having this brought to light completely set the tone for the evening.
Saturday night I went over to Lucy’s house to get ready. Her husband was going to drive so that she and I could drink as much as we wanted. As was appropriate, I wore my little black dress and strappy black heels. And no panties. Hey, he was hot, I was single, and I hadn’t been with a man in about four years! It was the only thing to do!
We got to the bar and I pretty much started slamming back drinks and shots as soon as we got there. It didn’t help that Lucy was buying them! I don’t know how many shots of Goldschläger I drank that night, but I’m sure I could’ve easily swallowed a whole pound of gold! And I know I lifted my dress and flashed the bartender at least once for a free shot. So it didn’t take long before I was pretty drunk.
I was really laying it on that night, dancing all sexy right in front of the stage. Aaron couldn’t keep his eyes off me! It was definitely very hot in there! Lucy still jokes with me about seeing me in action that night. It was a sight to behold, I’m quite sure.
After the gig was over, Aaron played the part of the gentleman and walked all of us to Lucy’s truck a couple of blocks away. She and her husband got inside and Aaron and I made out all hot and heavy against the side of the truck for some unknown amount of time. Finally we pried ourselves apart. Then I got the great idea that we should give him a ride to his car since he’d walked all the way over to where we were. Really, I was just angling for some more make-out time! He was quite the kisser!
We didn’t stop once we got to his car, either. In retrospect, I feel bad for Lucy and her husband for having to endure all the slurping and moaning, although she assures me that no apologies are necessary. (Especially since she more than made up for it herself in my backseat!) Once again, he and I managed to extricate ourselves from each other so that he could leave. He got out, we said our goodbyes with promises to be in touch soon, and then we left in our separate vehicles. I apologized profusely to Lucy and her husband. He was too embarrassed to really say much, but all she could do was laugh!
As it turns out, the evening was not yet destined to be over. A few miles up the road at a stoplight, I looked over to see that Aaron was in the car next to us. He didn’t even notice because we had to honk the horn to get his attention. And speaking of horn, I had it big time! I took this as a sign, rolled down the window and told Aaron that he should pull over. A few blocks up the road was a restaurant with a very dark and shady corner and he found it. Lucy’s truck had barely stopped before I jumped out of it and into the passenger seat of Aaron’s car.
Once I was in his car, my mouth was on his and I was ripping into his pants faster than the car door could close! To be honest, the exact details after that point are a pretty fuzzy haze of hotness. I do know that I didn’t fuck him then. Probably because his car was too small. (That happened at my apartment a few days later!) I also know that I sucked his cock as if both of our lives depended on it and he came at least twice. I have no idea how long I was over there, but Lucy insists it was at least 45 minutes to an hour. Since I was trashed, I can only take her word on it!
The multiple loads I swallowed must have really put me over the top, because we had to pull over several times for me to get sick on the way back to Lucy’s house. The last time I vommed was along the side of her driveway. I was so embarrassed. The next day, at least. I was too drunk to care much about it that night, hehe. The next day she and I were couched up the whole day, each with a pail while her husband nursed our hangovers. 
When I mentioned this question to Lucy, she said the answer is her. 😉
2. Have you ever played air-guitar. . .naked?
Uh, who hasn’t??? 😛
3. To what song do you most like to play air-guitar either clothed or naked?
“Darling Nikki” by Prince. Do you even need to ask why? Also the bass line from “Yeah Yeah Yeah” by The Greyhounds.
4. Are you good in bed? Why?
Yes, I am good in bed. Because I enjoy sex and I don’t take it too seriously. I mean, I take giving pleasure VERY seriously, but I believe one of the best things you can do during sex is laugh. It’s supposed to be FUN! So relax and have a good time!
Also, I do things to my lover(s) that I think feel good when they’re done to me. Every person’s body is different, but there are a lot of common factors. I’m also very good at reading body language and taking cues from my lover(s).
5. What FEELS Sexy to you–tactile sensation? (Leave sight and taste out of this)
A light touch, almost tickling, feels sexy to me. It’s actually the quickest way to turn me on. I love it when Roland trails his fingers across my skin, barely touching me. It gives me chills and instantly makes me wet.
Bonus: Write a six eight word autobiography.
Lover of life, beauty, love, and other lovers.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!
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