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TMI Tuesday – Fine Dining

Thank you to Virtual Sin for this week’s TMI Tuesday.


You are having dinner at the best restaurant you can imagine. Do not concern yourself with over-eating, or other restrictions. We want to know what you like best. What will you have for:

These are given as options A. a seafood dinner, B. a meat dinner, C. Asian food

1. Before dinner wine, aperitif, or cocktail?
Wine: A. Barefoot Moscato, 
B. Coppola’s Rosso, or 
C. hot sake
Cocktail: A. a Bombay Bloody Tom (Bloody Mary with gin instead of vodka), 
B. very dirty, very wet Bombay Sapphire martini with pepperocinis instead of olives, or
C. hot sake

2: Appetizer?
A. Fried calamari, 
B. stuffed mushrooms, or 
C. pork potstickers

3. Soup?
A. clam chowder, 
B. basil tomato bisque or beer cheese soup in a bread bowl,  or
C. miso or clear soup.

4. Salad?
A. or B. I like a salad with field greens and baby spinach, sliced grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shredded carrots, chickpeas, broccoli florets, shredded cheese, bacon bits, sunflower seeds, and craisins with bleu cheese dressing. 
C. Or ginger salad.

5. Wine or other beverage with dinner?
I almost always drink water with lemon or iced tea (no lemon EVER) with my meals. 
And more wine or sake. 🙂

6. Entree?
A. Teriyaki swordfish steak, 
B. marinated rare tenderloin filet (beef—topped with blue cheese, grilled onions and mushrooms, or pork—topped with pineapple salsa), 
C. an array of sushi rolls, preferably focusing on eel, salmon and white tuna.

7. Side Dishes?
A. steamed and seasoned vegetable medley including broccoli, peppers, zucchini; cheddar garlic biscuits 
B. garlic mashed potatoes, steamed broccoli with cheese
C. octopus salad, seaweed salad, edamame

8. Dessert?
A. hot fudge brownie à la mode with caramel topping and whipped cream
B. vanilla bean and white chocolate cheesecake with strawberry topping and whipped cream
C. red bean ice cream

9. After dinner drink?
A. or B. coffee with Bailey’s, Kahlùa, DiSaronno Amaretto, and Frangelico
C. more sake

10. Which 3 people would you invite to dinner: (must be famous, well-known, living or dead, not fictional)

Stephen King, Jon Stewart, Eminem

– For sex appeal
Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds (although it’s probably not a good idea to have them at dinner together, considering their history), David Navarro

– For great conversation
Neil Gaiman, Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Carney (from The Black Keys)

– Because you detest them
I would not share a meal with someone I detested.
Bonus: Your lover brings you breakfast in bed. What’s on the tray?

Fresh fruit (blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, bananas, grapes, canteloupe, kiwi), a spinach and mushroom omelet from IHOP, a Belgian waffle with whipped cream, a pumpernickel bagel with cream cheese, lox and capers, Quiche Lorraine, coffee, apple juice, grits with butter and cheese, and ice water
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – M is for masturbation

M is for masturbation

1. How often do you masturbate?
Not as often as you would think. It really depends on all of the other factors in my life. It may be once a day, it may only be once a week. I can say, though, that I’m pretty sure a week doesn’t go by that I don’t masturbate at least once a week. 🙂

2. What are you doing to celebrate Masturbation month?
Reading about/looking at pictures of/watching videos everyone else celebrating?? hehe. I have not masturbated for the specific purpose of celebrating.

3. Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. Not really, it’s boring.
d. No, it’s a turn off.
e. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.
A. Always! And not just my partner! I’ll watch just about anyone masturbate. Self-pleasure is SO sexy!

4. Do you let your partner watch you masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on to be watched.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. No, it’s embarrassing.
d. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.
A. Absolutely! I love to be watched by anyone who enjoys watching. It turns me on to turn other people on, which turns them on more, which turns me on more! It’s an endless loop of being turned on!

5. Mutual masturbation? Yay or Nay?
Definite YAY!!! This satisfies both my love of exhibitionism and voyeurism at the same time! And who knows how to pleasure you more than yourself, so you know you’re both having a good time. 🙂

6. If you had an all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or Why not?
Heck yes! Masturbators unite! I would go for several reasons. I’ve never been to San Francisco. I never turn down a free trip. I love to travel. And how hot would it be to be masturbating while surrounded by other masturbators?! Let the orgasms and cum fly! *grin*
The Center for Sex & Culture
Sunday, May 27, 10am-midnight
Arrive by 9pm
$40 minimum self-sponsorship; or bring sponsorship form with pledges
All genders, all orientations welcome to explore self-pleasure in a supportive group environment. Check the next newsletter for more detail about this year’s Thon, and join us to Come for a Cause!
All donations and pledges support CSC’s operations and programs.

Bonus: Are you addicted to masturbating?
There are definitely times when I feel this way. Sometimes I absolutely cannot keep my hands off myself! I went through a period where I masturbated every single chance I got when I was alone. I couldn’t stop myself! I’m not as compelled as I used to be, but I do still have my moments!


How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – The Here & Now

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions ask about The Here & Now

1. Are you wearing any jewelry? What?
Only the captive-bead rings in my nipples. It’s rare that I wear jewelry other than those.

2. What are you listening to now?

A queue of my favorite podcasts: Sonic Erotica, It Girl/Rag Doll, Bedpost Confessions

3. What is the last piece of entertainment media (i.e., cd, download, book, DVD) that you purchased? Do you recommend it?

Last week I got the new Stephen King novel, The Wind Through the Keyhole, aka Dark Tower 4.5. I absolutely adore the DT series and would recommend it to anyone. I’m about 2/3 through this one and so far I really like it. 🙂

4. What kind of undergarments are you wearing right now? Care to post a photo?
Currently I am wearing a black Balconnette bra and a black slip, no panties.

5. What is your current mood?

As I am writing this at 10:30am on Monday morning, I am still sleepy. 

6. What is the best looking thing about you today?

My hair. It’s always my hair, every single day. I have fantastic, amazing, fabulous hair. I am unnaturally in love with my hair. 

Or my boobs. They’re always pretty great-looking also. 🙂
a nice shot of both

7. Fill in the blank. Tonight I’m looking forward to watching last night’s Mad Men and writing in my blog .

Bonus: Tell me something good…anything you want to share. Just do it.

If it wasn’t evident by my answer to #4, I am wearing a skirt with no panties today at work. This almost guarantees a #workwank later this afternoon. 😉 [edited later… mission accomplished!]

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – S-E-X again!

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are on a subject near and dear to our hearts (and some other body parts, too). It’s all about SEX!…Yes, again.

1. What is your sexual personality?
a. The Controller – initiating sex, twisting your lover into positions you want, and driving scene play by play
b. Sex Slave – You love to be used and at the mercy of your lover. You don’t initiate but follow and do as you are told. You love to be used.
c. Daredevil – Sexual adventure and sexual thrills are what you are all about. You get off on the risk factor.
d. Subdued – Sex is a necessary part of the relationship so you are available when needed.

Every option here but D! I am anything but subdued when it comes to sex. The role I play largely depends on my mood, and His. Sometimes, I like to be in control. Sometimes, I give myself over to His power and do whatever he wants. And I am almost always up for adventure, thrills, and risk!
2. How many times have you sneaked away from party guests to have sex in another part of the party venue. Where did you sneak to? Were you ever caught? For example, at a wedding reception you sneaked to have sex in the coat room. At a party, you sneaked to have sex in a bathroom or closet.
I am very sad to say I don’t think that this has never happened for me. At least, not secretly. There have been at least a couple of times where I have left the main party with one or two other people to start our own little party elsewhere in the house. But it was never a secret, and we were always hoping that someone noticed and chose to join us. Or watch, if they didn’t participate.

3. Your sex partner that you are mad crazy for has requested you do one of the following, which one would you grant consent to do:
a. Bondage/light restraint with your hands, legs tied while having sex
b. A sexual spanking that leaves light marks
c. Record the two of you having sex
d. Have sex in a mirrored room where you can see yourselves having sex from every angle

Only one of the following?? Can I just say here what a dream come true it would be for all of the above to happen at the same time?? Except, can we remove “light” from A and B?? And maybe add in a few more people? Ohhh yeahhh… now we’re talkin’! 😉

4. Do you act out your sexual fantasies (select one)? Why?
a. I act out all of my fantasies.
b. I act out many of my fantasies.
c. I act out some of my fantasies.
d. I act out very few of my fantasies.
e. I don’t act out any of my fantasies.
f. I don’t have any fantasies.

My true answer here is probably F but mostly because of A. When I decide that I’d like to do something, I work toward making it happen. So far in my life there has only been ONE fantasy that has yet to be realized (short of anything involving a celebrity or someone I have yet to actually meet in person): I’ve never been with two men at once and consequently have never been double-penetrated by two live cocks. This is not to say that I’ve done it all, by any means. I have just really almost always had a satisfying enough sex life that I never felt the need for fantasies. However, recently I have begun to understand the appeal and have started to work on fantasizing a bit more. 🙂

5. How important is sex in your life (select one)?
a. I could hardly survive without it.
b. It is very important.
c. It is somewhat important.
d. I could live without it.
e. If it were up to me, sex wouldn’t even exist!

There is no question that the answer here is A. I am a very sexual person, and while I did at one point choose to abstain for almost FOUR YEARS, I would never willingly live without it again.

Bonus: Finish the following phrase.

Sex is    by far my favorite pastime    .

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TMI Tuesday – Illicit skills

The questions at the TMI Tuesday blog have always been hit or miss with me. This week’s questions unfortunately count as a miss for me (the answer to all of them is no), except for the bonus question, which I like a lot.

Bonus: Have you ever been paid for your sexual skills? What skill(s) did you perform?
I have never been explicitly paid for any service, although it’s often said that we all pay for it in one way or another. 😉 You know, go out to a nice dinner and then maybe a movie afterward. Or you go out to a bar or nightclub and buy someone a few drinks. In the courtship/dating stage anyway. After you’re locked into a relationship, either formally in marriage or otherwise, you pay for it in many other ways: gifts, sacrificing your free time, etc.
However, there was a time in my life where I seriously considered sex for pay. Okay, truthfully, I have considered it many times in my life because I love sex and the only way I could love it more is if I was getting paid for it! Even when I was a young girl I thought about it. I can remember back in the 80s one time when my mom was watching a made-for-tv movie starring Loni Anderson about a high-class call girl. I was excited by the idea of getting paid for sex, even back then, long before I’d ever actually started having sex. My mom had said to me that she wouldn’t mind doing it herself, if she could be a high-class call girl. She would never want to be a streetwalker, she said, because that’s dangerous. I can admit that even that part appealed to me. In hindsight I can see I’ve always had those darker desires, but never understood them until I was older.
Back to the question at hand: About 10 years ago I met a man online and through his dogged persistence over a few months I finally agreed to meet him and have lunch. We agreed ahead of time that he would buy me lunch and I would suck his cock afterward. I’m sure he wanted much more, but that is all I was comfortable with at the time. Our first lunch was at Bennigan’s on my meal break from work and I blew him in the backseat of his car in the parking lot behind the restaurant. And so began our infrequent lunch date tradition, of sorts. Lunch and “dessert.”
A few years later, I was going through some very tough financial difficulties. I was going to school full-time and was having a hard time finding even a part-time job that wouldn’t completely hose my school schedule. My situation was getting rather desperate. I was behind on all of my bills and rent. My roommate bailed on me. My car broke down. We were running out of food. And did I mention that I was a single parent? It was like I was living a bad country song. 
One afternoon I was talking with my lunch date friend and he offered a solution. He would set me up with some buddies of his. I would suck their cocks for $50/each. Now, not being a patron of the world’s oldest profession, I do not now nor did I then know what the going rate for a blow job was. He told me $50 was pretty expensive but he insisted to his friends that I was worth every penny. I can’t say I disagreed, then or now. As badly as I needed the money, I never went through with it. I felt that it was a very slippery slope, and not one that I wanted to attempt to circumvent. Essentially I know that I am lazy and it would be really easy to move from blow jobs to more. That is not the example I wanted to set for the child in my care. Not that I hold any judgment against those that do. It’s just not the right path for me.

Also while on the subject, I thought I’d share an anecdote from a time I was offered money. This is copied directly from my LiveJournal and was originally posted March 5, 2005. 🙂

[Quick note: The neighborhood I lived in back then wasn’t the best. There were some apartments literally next door to my house that had been raided by the DEA at least once, and that’s where this guy lived. I’d had a few other incidents with him (most notably asking me if I could watch a puppy for him for “15 minutes” that turned into 24 hours wherein I had to hunt him down, only to find him sitting on the steps smoking a rock), and he was really mostly harmless.]

The Crackhead Chronicles, Episode IV

Tonight’s crackhead story beats them all.

Earlier, around 11:30pm, I went out with my best friend to go to a couple of her offices because she had to drop some stuff off and pick some other stuff up. We got home about 1am. She came inside for a few minutes and then I walked her to the door. As she is getting in her car, who do I see approaching from the apartment steps next door? None other than our friendly neighborhood crackhead. She is in her car in my driveway with the engine running but of course waits to see what’s going to happen, if I am going to need assistance or if I am in any kind of danger.

Dude asks me how it’s going and stuff, what’s been up. I say it’s been alright and shit. Then he tells me that he has something beautiful he wants to show me and talk to me about, something good, but not with her still there. He wants to wait for her to leave. She pulls out of the driveway and right about that time my phone rings. I tell him I have to go answer the phone and he should go. He said he really needs to talk to me and that I should go answer the phone and he’ll wait. So I go inside and lock the door and try to grab the phone. I missed the call but checked the caller ID. Of course it was her and she immediately called back. I told her that he was still out there waiting.

I go back to the door while talking to her on the phone. He’s all mumbling that he doesn’t want her to hear but he wants to ask me something. So I tell her to hold on and lower the phone to my waist. It’s really hard for me to understand what he’s saying to me because he’s talking really low and basically mumbling. Now, dear readers, after finally understanding what he was getting at, I am really terribly sorry that I am not able to transcribe the whole conversation because it would’ve made the whole incident 1000% more enjoyable than I’m sure it’s already going to be. What I did get was something like this:

him: Do you like coke?
me: No, I don’t do ANY drugs. [yeah, right]
him: Yeah, I do remember you telling me that now. You don’t even drink, do you? [complete bullshit, we’ve never had anything remotely close to this conversation before.]
me: No, not really, I don’t do anything.
him: [I think this is what he said] Hey, listen, can I step in and out for a minute?
me: What? NO, you can’t come inside.
him: C’mon, I’ve got $50.
me: No, you’re not coming in this house.
him: Well, we don’t have to go in there, you can come to my place.

[Now it really dawns on me what he’s getting at.]

me: Uh, no.
him: I can give you $50.
me: No man. No.
him: How much then?
me: No way, that’s just not cool. I’m not down with that at all.
him: I don’t mean any disrespect or anything. You know I really dig you, right? You’re kinda fine and all. I don’t mean any disrespect.
me: No, seriously. That’s not cool, I’m not down with that. If this is what this conversation is about, you just need to go and please don’t come back around again.
him: Aight, it’s cool. I’m sorry. I’ll holla at ya.

Then I went inside, double-locked the door loudly and started talking loudly into the phone to let him know I was still on it. My best friend drove back by to make sure he was gone and he was nowhere to be seen.

To sum it all up for you in case you didn’t catch it: I got fucking propositioned for paid sex by a fucking crackhead!!!

After thinking about it for a minute, I was almost honored and let me tell you why. Consider that your average crack rock costs about 20 bucks. He was willing to give up at least 2-3 crack rocks to be able to fuck me. It that some high-priced ass or what??? Hear that ya’ll??? A fucking crackhead was willing to give up his rock to be with me. Him paying me. Not him offering to fuck me or blow me for money to buy rock. Have you ever known a crackhead? I have. I’ve lived with one for several months. This supposedly “straight” man whored himself out to all kinds of nasty men so he could get his crack. Ol’ crackhead D wanted to do just the opposite. How beautiful is that?

Goddamn I must be hot. “[I’m fine] like a black woman. [I] got a black woman’s ass.”* I’ve got serious junk in the trunk. I’ve got the bodacious gadong-a-dong-dong**. JLo ain’t got shit on me. This shit ain’t lined in gold muthafucka. This shit is lined in PLATINUM!!!

I think Imma take my fine ass to bed now. Holla!

*Direct quote from a black guy hitting on me one night at the Landing.

**Courtesy of Urban
1. A fine ass worth watching, and possibly exploring later.
2. For a larger ass, simply add more “dong” on to the end.
3. From the Missy Elliot song “Work It”.
4. If you didn’t know already, Missy Elliot is from P-Town (VA).
“and you think you can handle this ga-dong-a-dong-dong”
Supa Fly:
“dammmmmmmmmn she got the gadong-a-dong-dong-DONG goin on!”

TMI Tuesday – Love, Hate, and Guilty Secrets

Today’s fun TMI Tuesday questions were submitted by Jz from “A Reluctant Bitch” blog. Enjoy!
Love, Hate, and Guilty Secrets. We never mind telling people about things we love or hate, but how about the things we love, but would hate for anyone to find out about?
Well, it’s time to free yourself of that fear!
For each of the categories below, list one thing you love, one that you hate, and then, take a deep breath and tell us something you hate to admit you love.
You’ll feel better for it!

1. Food

     I love sushi, especially anything with eel.   
     I hate black licorice and radishes.   
     My guilty secret is fried chicken gizzards & livers.   
2. Apparel
     I love boots, thigh-high stockings, socks, boyshorts, and neckties.   
     I hate thongs, skinny jeans, low-cut jeans, and flip-flops.   
     My guilty secret is wearing long skirts pulled up over my breast as dresses.   
3. Books
     I love Awaken the Giant Within by Tony Robbins, The Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff, the Harry Potter books, almost anything by Stephen King.   
     I hate The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown, Tommyknockers by Stephen King.   
     My guilty secret is The Host by Stephanie Meyer.   
4. Songs
     I love anything by The Black Keys, Canned Heat by Jamiroquai, Imma Bee by The Black Eyed Peas.   
     I hate Hunger Strike by Temple of the Dog.   
     My guilty secret is True by Spandau Ballet, it’s my #1 favorite song of all time.   
5. Movie
     I love Napoleon Dynamite.   
     I hate Sucker Punch.   
     My guilty secret is the Fast & Furious movies, especially Fast Five, and the Charlies Angels movies. I love hot chicks & fast cars!   
6. TV Show
     I love Californication, Shameless (US version, but I am catching up on the original UK version), Mad Men, Weeds, Dexter, The Big C, Archer, Game of Thrones, & Absolutely Fabulous.   
     I hate “reality” TV.   
     My guilty secret is Pop-Up Video, The Surreal Life, E! True Hollywood Story, & Behind the Music.   
7. Celebrity Crush
     I love Owen Wilson, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johanssen, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Piven, Paul Rudd, Alicia Silverstone, Marissa Tomei, Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Jason Bateman, Ben Stiller, Emma Thompson, William H. Macy, Clive Owen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor.   
     I hate Kevin Costner, Kirk Cameron, Tony Danza.   
     My guilty secret is Lindsay Lohan.   
8. Music Group
     I love The Black Keys, John Mayer, and Bassnectar.   
     I hate Ke$ha, Pearl Jam, Nickleback, & Evanescence.   
     My guilty secret is pop music (Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, The Black Eyed Peas) & gansta rap (Snoop Dogg, Ludacris).   
Sex Position
     I love doggie style, being on top, and reverse cowgirl.    
     I hate 69.    
     My guilty secret is missionary (because I love him being on top of me, looking down at me).   
Sex Act
     I love oral sex and anal sex.   
     I hate nothing when it comes to sex.   
     My guilty secret is I love it when he cums inside me and it oozes out and runs down my legs.   
     I love watching and being watched, outdoor sex, sex in public places, masturbating at work.   
     I hate anything scatalogical.   
     My guilty secret is I like to penetrate myself with random objects.   


How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to TMI Tuesday blog from your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – Sex on Fire

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions focus on sexual desire.

1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?
Lots of things make me hot. Sexy women. Sexy men. The sounds of pleasure. Just about any part of His body touching mine. Someone who smells REALLY good. Certain songs with that really hot & thumpy bassline. Reading smut by my favorite bloggers. Being spanked, flogged, or waxed. Girls kissing girls and boys kissing boys. Everybody kissing everybody else. Sex. Thinking about sex. Giving oral pleasure.

2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?
a. To feel happy
b. To learn
c. To relax, relieve tension
d. To orgasm
None of the above, really. When I watch porn, it is because I want to be entertained. Sometimes I may also want to be turned on, which could lead to an orgasm, but I never watch porn because I want to orgasm. If I want to orgasm, then I will have sex or masturbate.

3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?
a. The star of the porn film–Doug Hardwicke or Fachina Istite
b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc.
c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work
d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots
B. Without a doubt, I would want to be the director. Give me some hot players and I will create a hot scene that everyone will enjoy! While the thought of being part of the scenes does appeal to me, I know that professional porn can be very hard work and I’d rather fuck at my own pace, the way I want to. I wouldn’t be very good at following someone else’s direction. However, I think I would be very good at directing the action myself. 🙂
4. Right this very moment you are horny and are looking for a casual hookup for sex. Under which, of the following headings, would you place your ad?
(w=woman, m=man, t=transexual/transvestite)
w4m, m4w, m4m, w4w, t4m, m4t, w4t, t4w, t4mw, mw4t, mw4mw, mw4w, mw4m, w4mw, m4mw, w4ww, m4mm, ww4m mm4w m4ww, w4mm
Chances are that I would not be hooking up with anyone by myself, but if I were it would be W4W, probably, because I haven’t had any pussy is far too long. I’m starting to feel desperate! I just want to be able to dive in and not have to come up for air again until she taps out. Of course, if she has the energy to tap out, I’m not doing my job very well. 😉
5. From now on, ’til the end of time you will be able to experience sexual pleasure via a single method. From the list below, choose that method. Why did you make that choice?
a. Vaginal penetration
b. Anal penetration
c. Masturbation with your fingers/hand
d. Masturbation with a single favorite sex toy. What is the toy?
e. Being masturbated (e.g. fingered, hand-job) by the fingers/hands of another person
f. Body Touching from another–full body massage, caressing, kneading, licking, sucking, biting, etc but no insertion of anything in any orifices.
g. Oral sex
This is absolutely the worst question ever!!! That being said, I can say with full confidence that my answer would have to be A. because I absolutely would not be able to live if I could never again have His cock in my cunt. Nothing else in the world compares to that. <3

Bonus: What’s the sexiest thing you did this past weekend? Got any pics or a vid? ;p
Friday night when He was ready for bed, He took me by the hand to the bedroom and closed the door. Once we were there, He slipped the straps of my nightie off my shoulders so that it would fall to the floor. He then told me to undress Him. I started with His shoes and then worked my way from top to bottom. After I removed His underwear while down on my knees, He wrapped is fingers in my hair and moved my head to His cock. I gratefully and enthusiastically sucked His cock until He let me know He’d had enough by lifting me up by my hair and throwing me across the bed. He then fucked me hard until He came and filled my pussy with His cum, which then ran down my leg. After a kiss goodnight, I was told to go clean up and then allowed to stay up to work on my blog. 🙂


How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – Blast from the Past

This week’s TMI Tuesday consist of questions pulled from various TMI Tuesday posts from the year 2010.  If you played with us back then and already answered these questions, feel free to reproduce your answers. It’s fine, there are a lot of new TMI Tuesday players. Of course, things have changed over time so you could give all new answers to the questions, too.

The link after the question, is the URL of the blogger that created that TMI Tuesday question(s).
November 23, 2010 – Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening? (
Many times. In fact, I share a bed with my boyfriend every single night and I would say that on perhaps half of those, aside from a goodnight kiss, we don’t so much as touch each other at all. Neither of us can sleep while cuddling, so he sleeps on his side of our California King bed and I sleep on mine. Also, my best friend and I share a queen-sized air mattress once a year when we go camping at Bonnaroo.
November 9, 2010 – When it comes to swinging or partner swapping, which would excite you more, watching or being watched? (
There is no real choice for me here, because I enjoy both equally. As long as I get to do everyone and watch everyone being done at some point, I’m happy! 🙂
November 2, 2010 – Would you vote for a candidate caught in a sex scandal?
It really depends on what type of sex scandal it is. Getting a blowjob in the Oval Office? Meh, who cares. Unless you’re trying to outlaw sodomy (which oral sex is still considered in many places). Completely decrying any and all gay rights and then getting busted with your gay lover? No way. To a certain degree, what politicians do in their private lives is just that, their private lives. However, if said politician makes it his/her business to be all up in MY private life telling me what I can and can’t do? Then I have a big problem.
October 11, 2010 – Do you masturbate to porn, and if so, what is your favorite genre?(
I do, on occasion. My favorites tend to be real women masturbating and getting off. I love women pleasuring themselves. I also prefer real, amateur porn (gay or straight) to anything with any level of professional production value. Sometimes I can really go for some serious gangbang action, particularly if big, black cocks are involved. Sometimes I like some serious BDSM. Occasionally I go for much harder, darker stuff. Truth be told, though, I really don’t watch very much porn at all these days. I find that I get much more from reading smut from my fellow bloggers. 🙂
September 7, 2010 – What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?(
Wow, I’m so far out of the dating game that this question is really hard to answer. Even when I was in the dating game, I didn’t really do a lot of dating, per se. If anyone preached to me at all, that would definitely kick him/her out of the running, but I can’t imagine agreeing to a date with a religious person in the first place. And not that I would expect to talk about politics on the first date, but if someone completely ridiculed any of my political opinions or beliefs, he/she would be out the door. Also, expressing any sort of hate-based opinion would be immediate grounds for elimination. Again, I can’t imagine that I wouldn’t figure that out beforehand, though.
Bonus: Is your sex drive in park, neutral or over-drive. Explain.
My sex drive is always in over-drive. I’ve been a sexual person my whole life. Sex is my #1 interest and obsession. However, over the past year I really feel that things have really amped up quite a bit. If it was feasible, I would want to have sex multiple times each and every day. Or maybe even all day every day. 🙂 But I guess you have to make time for food, bathing and sleep sometimes. 😉 And work, if you’re not independently wealthy, hehe.
How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – Sex and Romance

This week’s TMI Tuesday is about sex and romance. Who doesn’t enjoy a little romance or the art of seduction before engaging in sex? Often times the prelude is better than the actual ‘event’.

1. You are sitting alone in a restaurant because your lunch date is late. Do you:
a) Throw something and then make out with the waiter.
b) Check to make sure he or she didn’t get into an accident, then wait patiently for two hours and use the time to compose a love song or poem.
c) Send a nasty text followed up by a voice mail telling him/her that “romance is dead and so are you!”
d) Wait for 20 minutes, and then text-message a pal to join you for lunch.

D. I can’t really be upset when someone is late to anything with me, because I often have a bad habit of being late myself. However, I think 20 minutes would be long enough to wait. Of course, depending on the intentions for the date, maybe instead of texting someone else to join me, I’ll try to pick up someone who is already there. 😉

2. What’s more important, a romantic relationship or your career?

Right now, without a doubt, I would pick my relationship over my career. My man is the most amazing boyfriend/partner I’ve ever had. He loves me and supports me unconditionally, and while I only have a job right now and not a career, without his support and encouragement I would never be able to have a career at all.

3. You love to role play in the bedroom, which one of these is more likely to be your kink?
a. Doctor and the naughty nurse
b. You’re the gardener, I’m the hoe
c. Persnickety principal and the wayward pupil that needs a spanking
d. Me Tarzan, you Jane
e. Scattered-brain boss and the seductive secretary

D. Since my love has recently discovered that he likes spanking my ass and giving me rosy cheeks, of the scenarios listed this would be the one we are most likely to role play.

However, my real choice would be F. A slutty hooker and her john, especially after reading this hot story just now. *fans self* He and I love to pretend sometimes that I am just some random slut that he picks up, even if it’s only really dirty talk. To actually go out and pretend to be a hooker and have him pick me up would be the ultimate role play fantasy!

4. When you want sex, who tends to make the first move?
a. Me! I like to go for what I want.
b. It varies. Sometimes my partner/significant other/date or sometimes me.
c. Oh definitely the other person. Even if I want it, I’m not about to admit such a thing.
d. I drop subtle hints hoping he/she will pick up on it.

B. It really does vary and can easily be any of the above choices. Please see my previous entry, “Asking for sex.”

5. When it comes to lovemaking, select the answer that best describes you/your attitudes
a. vanilla – meets society’s middle of the road standards
b. adventurous
c. kinky
d. trisexual – I will try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.  –Mae West

D. Most definitely. I am an experience junkie. I will try things just for the sake of trying them. I will never be the girl who looks back with regret at the things I didn’t do. And even if I don’t enjoy something, I almost never regret having given it a shot! 

6. You want to seduce that sexy someone, what is the sweet-nothing that you’ll whisper in his/her ear?

It probably shouldn’t be, but that’s a really tough questions. It really depends on the person being seduced. If it’s some random guy, usually it’s enough to say, “I’m not wearing any panties,” because guys really can be that easy. If it’s a girl I’ve been lusting after for quite some time, “I can’t wait to feel if your cunt is as wet as mine.” If it’s my man, I love to tell him that I’ve been craving his magnificent cock all day. 

Bonus: What’s your idea of a romantic getaway?

I just had a romantic getaway last weekend. It involved a 2-bedroom villa with jacuzzi at a 5-star resort, a champagne limo ride to and from a public dungeon, and sex galore. More details on that soon…


How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday – Happy Valentine’s Day


Whether you celebrate Valentine’s Day or think it’s a consumer-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance, just have yourself some fun by answering these TMI Tuesday questions.

1. Cupid is the god of desire, affection, and erotic love. As the myth goes, a person who is shot by Cupid’s arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire. On your behalf, who would you like Cupid to shoot?

Out of anyone in the whole world? Hrm… I really can’t think of anyone. I am surrounded by the most amazing, wonderful, beautiful, immensely lovable and fuckable people in the world. And either I’ve had them, or will have them in my not-too-distant future, lol. However, there are some lovely folks on my Twitter over there in the UK and on the West Coast (yes, I’m talking to YOU! <3)…

Although, if we want to dip into the true fantasy realm of celebrity crushes, I would begin with Johnny Depp, Marisa Tomie, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Scarlett Johanssen, Ryan Reynolds, Jeff Goldblum, Jude Law, Clive Owen, Monica Belucci… but that’s boring.

OH! I KNOW! The cute pole dancer at our fave gay club that I like to call Pigtails! 😀

2. Earlier in the evening you had dinner at the Fook Yue Chinese Restaurant. You are feeling quite amorous. You open a fortune cookie in the bedroom. Three fortunes appear:
1- “Your patience will be rewarded.”  What would you like that reward to be?
See my answer below, lol.

2- “Try something new.”  What is the something new you want to try?
The only new thing I have been dying to try is being with two guys at once with and without double penetration. Because I’ve never done that before. Which is pretty shocking considering my sexual history. But somehow, it’s never happened. I’ve been in negotiations with my man to make this happen, so hopefully (probably NOT today for VDay) soon I can strike that from my list of never-dones.
3- ” ’tis better to give than receive.”  What would you like to give?
I’m always about giving mind-blowing, toe-curling, body-quaking, sheet-soaking, screaming orgasms. What about you? 😉
3. If you were to write a special Valentine message (e.g., card, letter, etc.) what is that message?
To the only man that has ever captured me (without trying) and successfully kept me (without caging me), thank you for being a part of my life and allowing me to share the most intimate parts of you and our lives. I love you to the ends of the earth and back, until such time that time does not exist. You complete me. I am yours. <3
4. Are you doing something special for Valentine’s day or is it just another day?
I waver back and forth on this. I didn’t even think about what day it was until this morning as I was about to get dressed and my love came up behind me and delivered several stinging smacks to my ass, followed by a “Happy Valentine’s Day, schmoopie.” (Yes, that’s what he really calls me and it makes me want to giggle with glee. I call him Big Poppa. hehe) It’s never been a big deal for us. Sometimes it makes me sad that it’s not, but then on years like today when it’s just another day, he apparently has made some special, secret plans. 🙂
5. You must give chocolate to your secret Valentine for Valentine’s Day. The chocolate is in the shape of your what?
My tongue, because that is definitely what I would offer to a secret Valentine. So he/she/they could use it as he/she/they wished. 😉
You can make your own valentine heart candy. What is your message? (Go to this link. Create your candy. Post the generated Valentine candy on your blog).
I’ll have to come back and do this later from home. It’s blocked here at work.

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to the TMI Tuesday blog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!


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